I am about to embark on a journey with some of my old college friends, who are notorious for unrivaled debauchery, to San Antonio for a bachelor party. Chance Park is getting married and I imagine it is all well for him to do that if he can in fact survive the brutal assault that is waiting in the wings for him this weekend. We've chosen Memorial Day weekend as our launchpad of depravity and as most things go with this group of guys I imagine we will be retelling stories of naked midgets doing the backstroke in the river along the riverwalk, vomitting on the Alamo, and there is sure to be a fat girl waiting patiently for one of our troupe to reach the city limits for a night of ecstasy...probably next to the bed in which I will be sleeping...knowing my luck. Anyways, I will post these stories and more upon my return...if there is in fact a return from the depths for which I am becoming involved. Buy the ticket, take the ride, eh?
Cory Will
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