Thursday, August 02, 2007

Time To Take Her Home, Her Dizzy Head is Conscience-Laden

Un-fucking-believable.

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS!!!

We are currently issuing Psycho-Maniac Passes. These passes are VIP and will allow you exclusive entry into maddening dementia. For all of you with bi-polar disorder, you can register for your ID badge which will enable you to perform all of your manic-depressive wackiness with surgical precision. Be sure to show your identification at the door.

If you will approach the booth in an orderly fashion, we will get you properly outfitted and send you out into the world...













Shanna, will you marry me?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

sure i will. i have gone on 3 dates, with 3 different people, in the last month and WOAH...

i went home and decided i attract douchebags.

p.s. i buyed a new camera AND just made up a word!

Anonymous said...

...does this mean i am bipolar?

Anonymous said...

who you callin' bipolar? hee hee!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, that's exactly what it means.