Thursday, January 24, 2008

Due Diligence

As a man, I find it my instinctual born duty to pee the shit flecks off the back of a white porcelain toilet. We're like those cleaner fish you see in the world's aquariums. Except with the gift of logic, reason, and the capacity for humour in awareness that strategically peeing, like an expertly trained assassin, on something of substance that came from someone's butthole is terrifically amusing.

Life truly is a circle, and you niggaz is crazy.

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