Tuesday, August 30, 2005

My Mom, the Candle Fairy

My mom buys candles like Kate Moss buys heroin. She tries to give them to my sister and I, every time we see her, and I already have enough candles to make a wax monument...of the HIMALAYAS!

So if you need a candle, and your's has burned out, put it under your pillow, and in the morning she will have left you one, ready to burn and fill your house with a pleasant aroma.

Cory Will

1 comment:

Beth said...

The "Candle Fairy" is occupying the recliner in my living room at this very moment.