A Laugh So Hard...Your Eyes Pop Out

So I have returned partially intact from San Antonio and the bachelor party which will forever go down in history as the "best bachelor party ever"...second to my eventual BP of course. I can't even begin to explain the fun that was had. San Antonio is now my new favorite place to visit, and that would be alright if we didn't pull an OZZY and get banned from the city. If you're looking for stories, you won't find them here. If you get me drunk enough, I may reveal a few...emphasis on few. I do think I may have ruptured some of my innards because of the violent laughter that I produced all weekend long. There was something in the air that made each person in attendance at their peak funniest, which is saying something because there were at least three to five of the top ten funniest people I know there already. The others definitely ranked in the top thirty and after performances from this weekend they have surely improved in that ranking! Hilarity ensued....and best of luck to Chance and "that girl he is marrying!"

Cory Will

Depravity in the Alamo City

I am about to embark on a journey with some of my old college friends, who are notorious for unrivaled debauchery, to San Antonio for a bachelor party. Chance Park is getting married and I imagine it is all well for him to do that if he can in fact survive the brutal assault that is waiting in the wings for him this weekend. We've chosen Memorial Day weekend as our launchpad of depravity and as most things go with this group of guys I imagine we will be retelling stories of naked midgets doing the backstroke in the river along the riverwalk, vomitting on the Alamo, and there is sure to be a fat girl waiting patiently for one of our troupe to reach the city limits for a night of ecstasy...probably next to the bed in which I will be sleeping...knowing my luck. Anyways, I will post these stories and more upon my return...if there is in fact a return from the depths for which I am becoming involved. Buy the ticket, take the ride, eh?

Cory Will

thesouthpasture

Well I said I would never do one of these, but I said I would never eat poop and I did when I was two, so what the hell, right?

Cory Will