Monday, August 27, 2007

In and Out

in: PETA shirts
out: Vick jerseys

in: sausage wallet
out: va-j-j

in: love
out: hate

in: my mom
out: your mom

in: cereal
out: sausage/chicken biscuits

in: "Cat Show"
out: "Best In Show"

in: help
out: chaos

in: deed
out: house

in: Rilo Kiley
out: New Pornograhpers

in: college football
out: baseball

in: Betsy's
out: Marq

in: "Factory Girl"
out: factory jobs / stupid girls

in: nekkid
out: naked

in: walkers
out: stalkers

in: South Austin
out: North Austin

in: goat
out: turkey

in: gratis
out: free

in: Kate Rose
out: Cambell

in: Low-rise jeans
out: Low-rise jeans

in: Lamar Blvd.
out: Research Blvd.

in: print
out: broadcast

in: thin
out: fat

in: Indians (dots)
out: Mexicans

in: Black and Red
out: Maroon and White

in: the 60s & 80s
out: the 70s & 90s

in: prudent
out: appropriate

in: Maudies
out: Chuys

in: hydrocodone
out: nyquil

in: American girls
out: Canadian girls

in: crows
out: grackels

in: sports
out: politics

in: shag
out: faux hawk

in: Comal
out: Guadalupe

in: Dodge
out: Ford

in: QB's named Colt
out: QB's named Palmer

in: dickhole
out: pee pee face

4 comments:

our lady of perpetual stuff and nonsense said...

sausage wallet? that may be my new favorite most disgusting word ever. it's supplanting "pork steeple" as of now.

Anonymous said...

were canadian girls ever really in? i mean, besides alanis morissette.

cory said...

No, I guess they really weren't. And even Alanis, I suppose. She's usually too busy sucking guys off in movie theaters.

Gimme a good old fashioned American batshit wackjob girl.

Beth said...

Sausage wallet is great.

Never heard 'pork steeple' so we have a bit of a competition here. I just got all giggly.

You don't need anymore batshit wackjobs.

Also, pee pee face.