It kills deader than dead. Errant and reckless, unchecked and negligent, indolent and hasty...it wrecks sentences. Complete sentences. These are not of my LOT! Fundamental exchanges ruined by shoddy workmanship, like a rusty knife might distribute. It's hard to prove a point with sloppy indignation.
I goddamn drank a whiskey, in genuine and sincere homage, inside the exact bar where Dylan Thomas drank his liver green and died shortly thereafter, because of my superlative reverance for the English language in it's correct and competent form!!!!!
I...........AM A FAN OF PROPER GRAMMAR.
**And apparently tequila, tonight.
3 comments:
happy grammar appreciation day!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Are you fucking kidding me?!?! I couldn't be more serious...I had no
idea it was National Grammar Day. This was a drunken diatribe about the tenets of grammar abuse. That is just outstanding!!! The universe and I are like this (making eye to eye hand gesture).
i thought you'd appreciate that tidbit of knowledge
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